Well, that took a while. We finally found cockatrices. It only took us forever, even when we took the time to find out where they were! Yeesh! You’d think they’d want to attack us or something. I mean, we look delicious!
At least, Jenare looks delicious, I bet. You know, tall, muscular, lots of lean meats… I’d expect more things to try to eat him. So I was just letting them know, right? To, y’know, attract them. It’s not like I’d actually let him get eaten! He didn’t have to look at me like that! E-even if I was going to put some sugar on him that I found. It was just to look realistic! I mean, how would I be able to beat a cockatrice on my own if he got eaten?
Well, we found them, anyway. He wouldn’t believe I was right, hmph. But I totally was. They heard and came to eat him, and we went BOOM and BAM and FWOOSH and they were dead! Just like a trap! With really big bait!
Aaaaaaanyway, I don’t think he likes being bait, so after we got some feathers, we went back to Windurst, and the hat shop bought them all, and do people really wear hats with feathers in them? I mean, really? Especially feathers this big? That’s just ridiculous! Although maybe a red one would be nice--
Er, I mean. I don’t want a hat like that. Not at all. Hmph.
More importantly, I got a mission as soon as I got back! Now I’m really starting to wonder what they do when I’m not around, though I guess this one could still wait a liiiiittle longer if they had to. Basically, they wanted me to go beneath the Horutoto Ruins to check the talisman that seals Castle Zvahl, because they were worried about the Shadow Lord and all, and put a new one on.
And I had to deal with that stupid “Lady” Zubaba. Hmph. Just because she’s the head of the useless department doesn’t mean she should take out her bitterness on everyone else!
But… I am a little worried. Everyone else might wait for visions and signs, but we know the Shadow Lord is on the move! We’ve heard the message with our own ears…!
At least, Jenare looks delicious, I bet. You know, tall, muscular, lots of lean meats… I’d expect more things to try to eat him. So I was just letting them know, right? To, y’know, attract them. It’s not like I’d actually let him get eaten! He didn’t have to look at me like that! E-even if I was going to put some sugar on him that I found. It was just to look realistic! I mean, how would I be able to beat a cockatrice on my own if he got eaten?
Well, we found them, anyway. He wouldn’t believe I was right, hmph. But I totally was. They heard and came to eat him, and we went BOOM and BAM and FWOOSH and they were dead! Just like a trap! With really big bait!
Aaaaaaanyway, I don’t think he likes being bait, so after we got some feathers, we went back to Windurst, and the hat shop bought them all, and do people really wear hats with feathers in them? I mean, really? Especially feathers this big? That’s just ridiculous! Although maybe a red one would be nice--
Er, I mean. I don’t want a hat like that. Not at all. Hmph.
More importantly, I got a mission as soon as I got back! Now I’m really starting to wonder what they do when I’m not around, though I guess this one could still wait a liiiiittle longer if they had to. Basically, they wanted me to go beneath the Horutoto Ruins to check the talisman that seals Castle Zvahl, because they were worried about the Shadow Lord and all, and put a new one on.
And I had to deal with that stupid “Lady” Zubaba. Hmph. Just because she’s the head of the useless department doesn’t mean she should take out her bitterness on everyone else!
But… I am a little worried. Everyone else might wait for visions and signs, but we know the Shadow Lord is on the move! We’ve heard the message with our own ears…!
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